Guys I will never date…
The guy who needs to go to exclamation point overusers anonymous
The guy who not just wears, but worships his Oakley sunglasses
The guy who says “that’s what she said” in a serious attempt to be humorous
The guy who takes pictures of himself in the mirror with his iphone
The guy who uses the “rock on” hand sign
The guy with a tribal band tattoo
The guy who doesn’t vote
The guy who waxes his eyebrows and thinks no one notices
The guy who counts Nickelback/Daughtry/Creed/Heinous lite rock as quality music
The guy who poses with cars in pictures
The guy who takes his fraternity reeeeeally seriously
The guy who quotes “Boy Meets World”
The guy who wears: visors, fitted t-shirts with or without messages on them, hemp and/or puka shell necklaces, white sunglasses, knit beanies…especially when it isn’t cold, live strong bracelets, cubic zirconia
